Cyberpunk neon city street at night

// INCOMING TRANSMISSION //

LAN
PARTY

AUG 16 2025 FRAG. RESPAWN. REPEAT.
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MISSION BRIEF

// WHEN

AUG 16

2025

Saturday. Doors open at 4PM. We go all night. Don't even think about leaving before sunrise.

// TIME

4:00 PM

TIL DAWN

Setup starts at 4. First match kicks off at 5. Energy drinks hit the table at midnight. We ride til the sun comes up.

// WHERE

MIKE'S

BASEMENT

You know the spot. The legendary basement. 3 TVs, surround sound, zero parental supervision. Address in the group chat.

YOUR LOADOUT

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YOUR RIG — Laptop or PC. Bring your own monitor if you're extra.
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CONTROLLERS — Whatever you game with. Keyboard warriors welcome too.
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HEADSET — So we can trash-talk in private lobbies. Non-negotiable.
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ETHERNET CABLE — Wifi is for casuals. We're going wired. Bring a long one.
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SNACKS & DRINKS — Pizza fund is $10/head. But bring your own energy drinks & munchies.
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POWER STRIP — We're gonna need every outlet. Bring a strip or two.
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YOUR A-GAME — No excuses. No lag complaints. Just SKILL.
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THE LINEUP

01

ROCKET LEAGUE

02

HALO INFINITE

03

SMASH BROS

04

MARIO KART

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VALORANT

06

GANG BEASTS

+ WHATEVER ELSE WE FEEL LIKE AT 3AM

// T-MINUS //

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Until we go live. Until the ping drops. Until the trash talk begins.

YOU IN?

Drop your name and smash the button. No flaking. If you RSVP, you SHOW UP. That's the deal.

NO FLAKING. NO EXCUSES. BE THERE.